Van Halen comeback

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Noriega Faces Murder Charges
Former Panamanian strongman Manuel Noriega is to be returned to Panama to face murder charges when he is released from a U.S. prison in September. What do you think?

Laura Knackert, Gunsmith:
"With Noriega and Ortega back in the news again, all signs point to a strong Van Halen comeback."

Heh.